On election ’08.

Well, my endorsement apparently had no effect whatsoever on the results of the race, which is just as well. I don’t think Americans would have reacted favorably to being led by a coin.

President-Elect Barack Obama ended up with at least 40 more electoral votes than I thought he’d get. However, there’s still time for the rest of my prediction to come horrifyingly, nightmarishly true. Say what you will about Obama, he’s got at least two good things going for him: he’s not Hillary, and he’s not John Edwards. Good Lord, I despise that man. Edwards, I mean, not BHO.

Congratulations to Barack Obama and the Democratic Congress. As a service to our next President (again, assuming the Hillary Doomsday Scenario doesn’t come to pass), I will soon offer some advice for not screwing up the economy in the short run and ensuring its long run growth. But for now I’m drop-dead exhausted.

More good news: in 2012, I will be eligible for the Presidency and therefore will be able to vote with a totally clear conscience.


  1. Doctor Hmnahmna Says:

    You could have voted with a clear conscience this year:

    November 6th, 2008 at 8:03 am
  2. Stewart Says:

    I should be able to vote in 2012 so you may get my vote too.
    I will need to hear more about your economic and eniviroment
    policies. Also I dont believe you can see a foreign country
    from your front door so you may need to shore up your foregin
    affairs policy

    November 6th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
  3. Vincent Viscariello Says:

    Doctor Hmnahmna–

    For who? For YOU? Pah. You’re a raging alcoholic. There, I said it.

    November 7th, 2008 at 12:03 am
  4. Doctor Hmnahmna Says:

    I’ll drink to that.

    November 8th, 2008 at 8:34 pm