Happy Quasquicentennial!

Today would have been Grampa’s 125th birthday, so here’s this year’s edition of the digital birthday card. Here he is with his bride:

I don’t know for sure where this was taken, but I’m going to guess it’s their back yard in Elmhurst. Based on the appearances of my aunts in other photographs from this set, I’m pretty certain this was the mid-to-late 1940s. Just a bit after the war. I’ll get corrected soon enough if I’m off.

I’m a few years older now than Grampa was in this photo, and that-plus-ten-years older than Gram. And yet I feel I could live into the next century, as planned, and never be as grown up as them, or anyone else from those times.

Happy birthday!

R.I.P. David Lynch.

David Lynch has passed away. He was my favorite director. It’s tough to think of what else to say, and it took me 20 minutes to come up with just that.

Got something now. He had two profound impacts on my life.

First and most measurable was this advice from Agent Cooper in s1e7 of Twin Peaks: “Harry, I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it. Don’t wait for it. Just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men’s store. A catnap in your office chair. Or two cups of good, hot, black coffee, like this.” Result: I follow his advice, but have to be increasingly careful about presents involving carbs and sugar.

Second is that his work instilled a healthy respect for existential mystery, both in fiction and in real life. After countless re-watches of Peaks and most of his other works, I am fairly confident that I have no idea what’s going on. And…

…that’s OK.

He now sees behind the veil. I almost hope, for his sake, that it’s veils all the way down. I think he’d like that.

“My friends, the great experiment.”

I’d better rush out this post because this election season– heck, this week– double-heck, today there’s a greater risk than usual of getting caught behind the curve.

This election season offers the first opportunity in ages for a meaningful nominating convention.

Normally, the parties want to identify their presidential nominee as early as possible. Finalize your candidate early, and you have more time to raise cash for the big campaign. You have more time to get your message out there. You have more time to attack your opponents. And you have more time to heal the divisions within your own party. Otherwise, you risk some ugly surprises at the convention like splitting your party at the worst possible moment. Look at 1860, 1912, and 1968, and you’ll see what can go wrong.

Thus are candidacies announced early; both Biden and Trump officially announced over 18 months before the election. Thus do primaries normally start in January these days, instead of March as they did up until 1968.

So with Biden possibly dropping out less than a month before the Democratic convention, the Ds look to be at a massive disadvantage. They have to figure out whether Harris (who, again, should be President right now) should inherit the nomination or if she should have to duke it out at the convention, and if it’s the latter they need to figure out who else’s hats should be in the ring. They have less time to raise cash, to attack Trump and the Republicans, to soothe slighted egos, and so on. At first glance it looks like a disaster in the making.

But once the Republican convention is out of the way, which will be in the next few hours as of this writing, all the attention can be on the Democrats having those discussions and arguments. They can dominate the headlines for all that time. All that attention can turn into momentum heading into the final sprint. If it works, and if Democrat-To-Be-Named-Later ends up winning, maybe we’ll see both parties move their 2028 primaries and conventions later in the year.

(I say “can” instead of “will” because Trump is unusually good at stealing headlines.)

Anyhow, I’ve long thought this would be a neat little experiment, but that neither party would ever have the guts to try it. It’s too risky. It would only make sense if your party were in horrible shape (say 25 points down in the polls) a year before the election, so that you’d still have time to tinker with the primary and convention calendar.

The Democrats aren’t in that position, but they may be forced to run this experiment anyways. It’s not because of the polls– Biden’s not that far behind, and anything can happen in the next three months. It’s because Biden just plain might not be the candidate (or President) much longer, and the Ds don’t have much confidence in Harris.

If they did have enough confidence in Harris, she’d be the nominee right now. But whOever pulled the strings in 2020 to get the Ds in lock-step behind Biden neglected to find a VP who’d have solid support in this situation. That was shameful, because this situation– having to replace an elderly, addled Biden who may not want to step aside– was so predictable.

We were once warned, by sOmebody in a position to know, not to underestimate Joe’s ability to [mess] things up. That sOmebody should’ve taken that into greater consideration four years ago. But he didn’t, and here we are.

All that said, I stopped underestimating Biden and Harris and Trump a long time ago. Each of them has been counted out before, and each of them has ended up well above where conventional wisdom would put them. So who knows what’ll happen.

John Marshall has made his decision.

Former student “Popcorn Papacy” wrote: “Do [Justice] Sotomayor’s comments during Dobbs v Jackson about powers enshrined to the Supreme Court by the Constitution affect how you teach Marbury v Madison (judicial review!) at all? If they do, how so?”

I responded, “Do you mean her comments/questions during oral arguments, her commentary in the dissent (which was jointly written with Kagan and Breyer), or some public comments she might’ve made in a speech or interview?”

Papacy responded: “Ah! It was a quote during oral arguments that was mentioned in a Politico opinion piece I was reading. The quote is in the opening paragraph.”

Because we don’t skimp at this website, here are the first two paragraphs of the piece:

Last December, during oral arguments in Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization, the case in which the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade, Justice Sonia Sotomayor noted that “there’s so much that’s not in the Constitution, including the fact that we have the last word. Marbury versus Madison. There is not anything in the Constitution that says that the Court, the Supreme Court, is the last word on what the Constitution means. It was totally novel at that time. And yet, what the Court did was reason from the structure of the Constitution that that’s what was intended.”

It was a remarkable observation. Sotomayor’s primary intent was to argue that rights and prerogatives need not be explicitly delineated in the Constitution for them to exist. The right to privacy — more specifically, the right to terminate a pregnancy — does not appear anywhere in the document, but neither does the Supreme Court’s power of judicial review. Both exist by strong implication.

So here’s my response to Popcorn’s original question:

No.

Anyways, the Bears were awful today. Poor play-calling, not nearly enough vertical pass calls, Fields appears not to have progressed much… really depressing. Even worse, Jordan Love seems to be the real deal, so we Bears fans have another 15 years of Hall of Fame level Packer quarterbacking to contend with, and– hold on a second.

The staff is telling me I need to write more about Sotomayor’s comments, as if they run this show. Fine.

“How I teach Marbury” is pretty simple. I train the students to say “judicial review” out loud whenever they hear “Marbury v. Madison,” and vice versa, so that that case and that power– the power to strike down unconstitutional laws– are inexorably intertwined in their brains. Then I explain what it all means, though this part isn’t as memorable. Judicial review was intended to be a power of the Supreme Court under the Constitution, but it’s not literally written in there, so some whiners like Thomas Jefferson and (ironically, given his work on the document) James Madison argued that states should be able to exercise judicial review over strike down* federal laws. But SCOTUS Chief Justice John Marshall had the conch, so he made clear that the Supreme Court had the power of judicial review.

So, no, nothing in Justice Sotomayor’s comments would lead me to change how I teach these concepts. But allow me to go further and be nit-pickier.

According to the Politico article, Sotomayor claims

There is not anything in the Constitution that says that the Court, the Supreme Court, is the last word on what the Constitution means.

[emphasis mine]

Yes there is. Read the first sentence of Article III. “The judicial power of the United States, shall be vested in one Supreme Court.” Does it literally state that the Supreme Court is “the last word on what the Constitution means”? No. But is there much else you can deduce after reading it? Also no.

The Politico article acknowledges this, without explicitly calling Sotomayor out for it. Next line:

It [judicial review] was totally novel at that time.

[brackets mine]

No it was not. Look up the history of judicial review in the United States prior to Marbury. Look up Federalist 78– in which Hamilton writes “It is urged that the authority which can declare the acts of another void, must necessarily be superior to the one whose acts may be declared void.” Look up the Judiciary Act of 1789 (part of which, ironically, would be struck down in Marbury). Look up Hylton v. US, which was the Court’s first use of judicial review.

Something which has several recent precedents and is strongly implied by the Constitution (if not explicitly enumerated, depending on how you want to read Art. III, Sec. 1) is not “totally novel.”

Again, the Politico article acknowledges this, without explicitly calling Sotomayor out for it. Next line:

And yet, what the Court did was reason from the structure of the Constitution that that’s what was intended.

[all hers]

This is true, and judicial review is a layup in that regard. She’s leading into the idea that Roe was “reason[ed] from the structure of the Constitution,” which I won’t address right now aside from pointing out that many of the Constitutional provisions used to justify a privacy-protected-right-to-abortion could just as easily be used to justify a prenatal-right-to-life. They generally aren’t used that way, but they legitimately and fairly could be.

Sotomayor’s comments generally reflect how Marbury is normally taught, and would not change how I teach about it. However, if she were in my classroom, I would correct her absolutist descriptors (“not anything,” “totally novel”). She makes it sound like John Marshall grounded his decision in Constitutional precedent while simultaneously conjuring it out of thin air. But it can’t be both. In short, whoever appointed her to the Court deserves to have his favorite football team suck forever.

There’s a ton more to be said about the Politico article, but it’s late and I’m tired.

* TJ and Madison wanted state legislatures to be able to strike down federal laws that they deemed unconstitutional. That’s not a judicial procedure, thus it wouldn’t be judicial review, thus the strikethrough of my original words and the edit in italics.

Fourth of July, 2023!

Happy 247th birthday to the United States, and happy 151st birthday to Calvin Coolidge!

I started typing a lengthy complaint about the colors of the US national teams’ jerseys, only to decide that they’re not as egregiously far from the correct American shades of red and blue as I originally thought. So that went into the circular file, and I decided to go with a toast:

May your burgers and dogs be grilled to perfection, may your beverages slake your thirst amidst the outdoor sun and steam, and may you fell any Redcoat or Hessian who dares cross you!

God bless America!