Today, in a conversation with an Anonymous Friend Who Is Definitely Not Dr. Hmnahmna, I asked if he was as excited as I that Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton is running for President. He responded that he was, and that he looked forward to Bill turning the White House back into a bachelor pad.

I then opined that I was looking forward to being called a sexist throughout 2016 and probably beyond, because it would be a welcome change from being called a racist since June 2008. Anonymous Friend then rightly pointed out that I’ll be called cisgendered and heteronormative regardless.

I’ll probably also be called ageist, and possibly heightist if I’m taller than Mrs. Clinton.

I look forward to the next 19 months of rational debate and calm discussion.

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Now that I think of it, I wonder what I was for opposing John Edwards.