Dear President Obama,
On behalf of my fellow citizens of the United States of America, I hereby implore you to end the FDIC’s entirely unwarranted prosecution and persecution of Jim McMahon over this trifling matter of $104 million in bad bank loans. Mr. McMahon is undoubtedly innocent and his involvement with Broadway Bank was clearly not meant to start no trouble.
Given recent events, the attention of your Department of Justice would be better focused elsewhere.
Vincent D. Viscariello
P.S. Could I get a free yard sign this time around? I ask only because your campaign charged me twice what the McCain campaign did back in ’08.