I just finished watching the Blackhawks win the Stanley Cup for the first time in my lifetime.

The ‘Hawks won this year. The Pens won last year–my two favorite hockey teams won in back-to-back years. I watched the Celtics win two years ago, and the Bulls win six times in the ’90s. I watched the Bears win in the ’80s. All my favorite teams have won in my lifetime, and all the Chicago teams have won in my lifetime…

…with one glaring, 102-year-old-rancid-pile-of-failure exception.

I love to hear the Flygirls’ fans boo.