I hope this article is a hoax, but I fear it isn’t:

Two environmentally-conscious loons down in Argentina killed their two-year-old son, shot their seven-month-old daughter, and then relieved themselves of the burdens of their failed and useless lives. According to the suicide note, they were afraid of global warming–which is ironic considering their likely eternal disposition.

The only silver lining is that the unnamed (after seven months!) daughter survived being shot in the chest, undiscovered for three days, and is now “out of danger.” Hopefully she stays that way. May God bless this little girl with a sane, loving foster family and a beautiful name.