2013 Resolution #12.

This year’s twelfth resolution was “I shall make a 12th resolution before June 30th, 2013.” I now have one. As part of the NHL’s 2013-14 Winter Classic series, my two favorite hockey teams, the Pittsburgh Penguins and the… Read More

2013 Resolution #11.

This year’s eleventh resolution was “I shall make a 11th resolution before April 30th, 2013.” I now have one. Simply put: 11. I shall henceforth employ “logical quotation”. In other words, if the punctuation isn’t part of the… Read More

2013 Resolution #10.

In my “Resolutions for 2013,” #10 was “I shall make a 10th resolution before February 28th, 2013.” I keep forgetting that “before” is not the same as “by,” but here it is anyways. I’ve always been a night… Read More

Abject failure.

Sadly, I failed to finish building my model of the USS Constitution by January 31st. I got as far as what you see below by Wednesday night. I planned to attach the sails and rigging on Thursday. Instead,… Read More

2013 Resolution #9.

In my “Resolutions for 2013,” #9 was “I shall make a 9th resolution before January 31st, 2013.” I have one that’s been staring me in the face for some time. Last summer I bought a plastic model kit… Read More

Resolutions for 2013.

Resolution time again. First, let’s look at my resolutions from all the way back in The Year The World Ended: 1. I shall ride the exerbike for thirty minutes (or engage in the substantial equivalent of other exercise)… Read More

Bears 41, Jaguars 3.

Today, for the first time ever, I attended a Chicago Bears game, thus fulfilling my eleventh resolution of the year. It was a bit disappointing; I had a Bubba Burger instead of a brat, a bottomless Pepsi instead… Read More

2012 Resolution #12.

In my “Resolutions for 2012,” #12 was “I shall make a 12th resolution before June 30th, 2012.” I now have one (though once again, I forgot to write “on or before” instead of “before”). I do hereby resolve… Read More

2012 Resolution #11.

In my “Resolutions for 2012,” #11 was “I shall make an 11th resolution before April 30th, 2012.” I now have one. I am ashamed to confess that I have never seen the Bears play in person. But this… Read More

2012 Resolution #10.

In my “Resolutions for 2012,” #10 was “I shall make a 10th resolution before February 29th, 2012.” I now have one. After doing a bit of cleaning and reorganizing ’round the house this weekend, it occurred to me… Read More

2012 Resolution #9.

In my “Resolutions for 2012,” #9 was “I shall make a 9th resolution before January 31st, 2012.” I opened the floor to suggestions, and Dr. Hmnahmna’s idea seems good enough. My buddy “As I’m A Bassi” is getting… Read More

Resolutions for 2012.

Resolution time again. First, let’s have a look at how my resolutions from all the way back in Twenny-Levvin went: 1. I shall ride the exerbike for thirty minutes (or engage in the substantial equivalent of other exercise)… Read More