soccer

A strange game.

November 7, 2011

Tonight’s JV boys’ soccer game at Wolfson: Four minutes in, we chipped the ball into the goal area. Their keeper somehow managed to put the ball in his own net. Paxon 1-0. Less than five minutes later, one of their players played the ball into our goal area. I still don’t know whether he was [...]

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Choke.

June 28, 2011

Things looked bleak for the U.S. men’s national team after the 2006 World Cup. We finished dead last in our group, 25th place overall, and Coach Bruce Arena, under whom American soccer had made a lot of progress both internationally and domestically, seemed to be out of magic. So U.S. Soccer hired Arena’s buddy, Bob [...]

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¡GOOOOOOOOL!

January 29, 2011

There aren’t too many action shots, decent or otherwise, of me playing footy. So I was plenty surprised and pleased to find that the co-ed beer league posted some photos of a goal I scored last weekend. The lighting on the pitch was fine, but the pictures turned out kinda dark. The sequence: We were [...]

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On the end of the Bears’ season (’10-’11).

January 23, 2011

It ended in just about the worst way possible: losing to the Packers. In the playoffs. In Soldier Field. With the Halas Trophy on the line, and giving the Packers a shot at the Lombardi Trophy. I say “just about the worst way possible” because I’m sure there’s something that could have made it worse. [...]

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Subs!

December 5, 2010

Today was my seven-a-side team’s first game in three weeks. And for the first time since August, we not only had a full side, but also subs! Two subs! Who could come on the field and replace us if we got winded or injured! And we wouldn’t have to play down a man or two! [...]

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Mindedness.

November 7, 2010

Yesterday whilst looking for a coat–just a nice, plain coat, button-up or zippered, a couple of pockets–I was talking to my good pal DFJ3. I wanted a nice, plain coat, not too long, not too short, not too heavy or light. We talked about whether certain church folk would–hold on, I mean not fancy at [...]

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Not quite as glorious as Thermopylae, but…

October 10, 2010

Today was the first round of playoffs for my beer league team, the Stubby Holders. We somehow managed to sneak into the six-team playoff bracket in spite of finishing in seventh place. Turns out the third seed disbanded or was renditioned to Saudi Arabia or some such thing, so fourth through last place each moved [...]

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Thoughts whilst watching Bears-Giants.

October 3, 2010

I have developed the following list of things that clearly have no business being in a professional football broadcast: 1. Hot pink. I’m all in favor of breast cancer research, but does anybody really think that hot pink gloves, hot pink cleats, hot pink chinstraps, hot pink sweatbands, hot pink mouth guards, hot pink towels, [...]

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World Cup South Africa 2010, Part Eight.

July 11, 2010

Alas, the Cup is over, and Spain won despite my predictions that they’d choke, and despite the coin flip I did a few days ago. It was very appropriate that the winning goal came from a midfielder, Andrés Iniesta, because that midfield was by far the best in the tournament, with Spain averaging over 58% [...]

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World Cup South Africa 2010, Part Seven.

July 7, 2010

Spain vs. the Netherlands in the final. For me, this is the worst time of the Cup… knowing that there are two soccerless days left before the consolation match and the final, and then four long years before the whole thing starts again in Brazil. Hopefully the final will be better than the Spain-Germany semifinal [...]

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World Cup South Africa 2010, Part Six.

July 2, 2010

So much for “clinical and calculating.” Brazil’s second-half collapse today was one for the ages. They had a second-half lead against a flailing, desperate Holland until Felipe Melo had the mother of all meltdowns. We probably shouldn’t lay all the blame at one person’s feet, but when you block out your own keeper on a [...]

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