Every post on one big page
Here are all of my posts. Some may have dead links. The original comments on any post originally published before July 12, 2009 will appear as part of the post itself. If you find typos, grammatical errors, or any other mistakes, feel free to let me know. Enjoy.
2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 What’s with the weird-lookin’ comments on the older entries?
2005
September 1, 2005 First post.
September 7, 2005 Food.
September 11, 2005 Je vous salue, Elan Davout.
September 15, 2005 Haiku.
September 16, 2005 The Pledge.
September 22, 2005 On the passing of a former classmate.
October 3, 2005 Response to Comment on “On the passing…”
October 5, 2005 Tired.
October 9, 2005 Hockey.
October 13, 2005 A useful button.
October 16, 2005 Nightmare.
October 20, 2005 Mr. V’s Generic Recommendation Form.
October 25, 2005 The new “James Bond” may be a wuss.
October 27, 2005 A rational analysis of the Victory of the White Sox.
October 29, 2005 Silent “c.”
October 31, 2005 A letter to President Bush.
November 3, 2005 Halloween night.
November 8, 2005 Arrrr.
November 12, 2005 Both beggar and chooser.
November 17, 2005 Idolatry.
November 20, 2005 “Pound pastrami, can kraut, six bagels.”
November 23, 2005 On turning 30.
November 30, 2005 Underwhelmed.
December 5, 2005 Superdawg.
December 10, 2005 Gumbel.
December 14, 2005 Tookie.
December 20, 2005 On “price-gouging.”
December 25, 2005 Merry Christmas!
December 31, 2005 2005 AD in retrospect.
2006
January 3, 2006 Infamita.
January 5, 2006 Rose-tinted karma.
January 12, 2006 Resolutions.
January 17, 2006 On the end of the Bears’ season.
January 22, 2006 How to Make Everything Perfect Forever, Part One.
January 26, 2006 Littered with pennies.
January 28, 2006 Stupid conscience.
February 5, 2006 Remember kids, cutting yourselves is bad.
February 6, 2006 “Don’t insult my intelligence, Kirk.”
February 12, 2006 On Iran.
February 16, 2006 Three matters of monumental unimportance.
February 20, 2006 Washington’s Birthday.
February 24, 2006 On teacher certification exams.
February 28, 2006 On the lottery.
March 4, 2006 On curricular speech.
March 8, 2006 Responses I wish I had given to application questions.
March 10, 2006 The Suicide Iron.
March 16, 2006 ‘Roids.
March 23, 2006 On a particular bookstore.
April 3, 2006 Borders.
April 6, 2006 Technology makes life easier.
April 7, 2006 Update on resolutions.
April 11, 2006 Quanti scudetti ha il papa?
April 18, 2006 Futsal Premiership.
April 20, 2006 Three new heroes.
April 23, 2006 A close call.
April 27, 2006 An odd feeling that the French probably have a phrase for.
May 1, 2006 It’s on.
May 4, 2006 Day Four.
May 10, 2006 Reality Show.
May 11, 2006 How to make baseball somewhat more tolerable.
May 14, 2006 Futility.
May 18, 2006 On “hurried history.”
May 22, 2006 ATTN Bunnifer.
May 25, 2006 Pinky promise.
June 1, 2006 It’s off.
June 5, 2006 Iconochasms.
June 8, 2006 Decca.
June 8, 2006 World Cup Germany 2006, Part One.
June 12, 2006 Suck.
June 17, 2006 World Cup Germany 2006, Part Three.
June 21, 2006 Time-cross’d lovers.
June 22, 2006 Suck, Part Two a.k.a. World Cup Germany 2006, Part Four.
June 24, 2006 Thoughts whilst watching Argentina-Mexico.
June 29, 2006 “Why is there one red star on the ceiling?”
July 4, 2006 Fourth of July.
July 4, 2006 World Cup Germany 2006, Part… Six? Five? I lost track.
July 6, 2006 On SDI.
July 10, 2006 FORZA AZZURRI! Au revoir, Zidane.
July 18, 2006 Causation.
July 20, 2006 Sleep well this eve.
July 24, 2006 Man versus Bear.
July 30, 2006 Gobbledygook.
August 6, 2006 On the importance of knowing history.
August 13, 2006 First week back.
August 20, 2006 Cardinal rule.
August 27, 2006 A bad ending to the week.
September 4, 2006 On Plamegate’s end.
September 10, 2006 There’s no long “I” in “Jaguar.”
September 17, 2006 Socks.
September 24, 2006 Doppelgänger.
October 4, 2006 Agony.
October 10, 2006 Two websites.
October 15, 2006 We the Rain.
October 16, 2006 We don’t need no stinking offense.
October 24, 2006 On Dilbert, Part One.
November 5, 2006 FELONY NOTICE.
November 16, 2006 R.I.P. Uncle Milt.
November 22, 2006 On Casino Royale.
November 23, 2006 On turning 30 (for real this time).
November 27, 2006 On Clemson vs. South Carolina.
December 4, 2006 Response to “You’re awesome old student.”
December 5, 2006 Paxon 5, Bishop Kenny 2.
December 17, 2006 If you decide to accept this award, turn to page 36.
December 24, 2006 Hated, no. Pitied, yes.
December 25, 2006 Merry Christmas 2006!
2007
January 2, 2007 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
January 2, 2007 Thoughts whilst on post-Christmas tour.
January 7, 2007 Resolutions for 2007.
January 8, 2007 Superpower.
January 21, 2007 Wife of the Year.
January 28, 2007 Question re: Internet Explorer.
February 3, 2007 Tomorrow’s the big day.
February 4, 2007 On the end of the Bears’ season (’06-’07).
February 19, 2007 Twenty-six degrees.
March 5, 2007 On Nike’s “Good vs. Evil.”
March 7, 2007 Chomp.
March 13, 2007 I hear the remake sucked.
March 20, 2007 Cubby.
March 25, 2007 Question re: iPod.
March 28, 2007 ATTN Family and Friends.
April 2, 2007 It is good to be remembered.
April 10, 2007 Poor, poor Klara.
April 17, 2007 “Nothing happened to me… I happened.”
April 26, 2007 On childhood beliefs.
May 9, 2007 My latest get-rich-quick scheme.
May 13, 2007 The Straw Man.
May 20, 2007 Brace.
May 26, 2007 On graduation ’07.
June 1, 2007 State mottos shouldn’t be ironic.
June 5, 2007 “There is no right frame of mind.”
June 8, 2007 The “Cardinal Rule” revisited.
June 14, 2007 Ding.
June 24, 2007 Gangsters are bad, Hillary.
June 30, 2007 Rule Number Four.
July 4, 2007 Fourth of July, 2007.
July 11, 2007 Regarding humanity’s role on this planet.
July 17, 2007 ATTN: Former students (’06-’07).
July 20, 2007 “As leaving some grand waterfall, We, lingering, list its roar—”
July 27, 2007 Yellowed.
July 31, 2007 On The Simpsons Movie.
August 5, 2007 Misfortune.
August 12, 2007 I’m feeling ornery.
August 19, 2007 Dream house.
August 26, 2007 До свидания.
September 3, 2007 Here is wisdom.
September 9, 2007 Heed no advice.
September 23, 2007 Rainbow.
September 26, 2007 This must have been scripted.
October 9, 2007 These last coupla weeks.
October 21, 2007 A good day.
October 28, 2007 Ragione.
November 12, 2007 “Only in education.”
November 23, 2007 On turning 29.
November 29, 2007 Two educational timewasters.
December 9, 2007 “If you shoot him, you’ll just make him mad.”
December 24, 2007 Oops.
December 24, 2007 A good season.
December 25, 2007 Merry Christmas 2007!
2008
January 7, 2008 Resolutions for 2008.
January 13, 2008 Thoughts whilst on Pre-Christmas Tour.
January 21, 2008 AAUGH!
January 23, 2008 Questionnaire.
January 24, 2008 On Quantum of Solace, part one.
January 30, 2008 Bluster.
February 14, 2008 Happy St. Valentine’s Day Massacre Day!
February 21, 2008 The Fidel, The.
February 28, 2008 H
March 10, 2008 On Client 9.
March 23, 2008 On John Adams.
March 26, 2008 As if he weren’t evil enough before…
April 6, 2008 On baseball.
April 20, 2008 Arachnius gluteus.
April 21, 2008 Annihilation room.
April 30, 2008 Old Jacksonville.
May 5, 2008 In lieu of leaving work early enough to visit his grave…
May 15, 2008 On the occasion of the AP economics exams.
May 20, 2008 “Only in education,” redux.
May 27, 2008 Samples of Student Art #1.
June 10, 2008 The last day of school.
June 18, 2008 On the victory of the Celtics.
June 27, 2008 Dexter et sinister.
June 30, 2008 My real twelfth resolution.
July 4, 2008 Fourth of July, 2008.
July 15, 2008 Interregnum.
July 18, 2008 On The Dark Knight.
July 29, 2008 France does something right.
August 4, 2008 Nap dream.
August 11, 2008 On The Dark Knight, part two.
August 23, 2008 On the passing of a former student.
September 3, 2008 On object permanence.
September 7, 2008 Dear Bears,
September 12, 2008 A teacher triumphant.
September 21, 2008 A red-letter day.
October 5, 2008 Heresy ahead.
October 5, 2008 Sign of the Apocalypse.
October 7, 2008 A comment on tonight’s debate.
October 25, 2008 Perspective.
October 28, 2008 Brief ramblings on campaigns.
November 3, 2008 Endorsement and prediction.
November 5, 2008 On election ’08.
November 11, 2008 Advice as promised.
November 19, 2008 On Quantum of Solace, part two.
November 23, 2008 On turning 30, again.
December 1, 2008 “Why would someone not want presents?”
December 10, 2008 The shame of a noble city.
December 25, 2008 Merry Christmas 2008!
December 31, 2008 Migration.
December 31, 2008 Stay tuned.
2009
January 4, 2009 Resolutions for 2009.
January 11, 2009 How to Make Everything Perfect Forever, Part Two.
January 18, 2009 Go Steelers.
January 25, 2009 ATTN Captain Patton.
January 29, 2009 Uh-oh.
February 4, 2009 Do-something-ism.
February 11, 2009The dismal science.
February 16, 2009 In honor of Washington’s Birthday…
February 16, 2009 In which I play the role of demagogue.
February 23, 2009 gg
March 2, 2009 Lament.
March 9, 2009 I custodiet ipsos custodes.
March 16, 2009 The “f” word.
March 23, 2009 They go in threes.
March 26, 2009 Flight status.
March 30, 2009 On my first flights since 1980.
April 2, 2009 Hope.
April 5, 2009 More on my first flights since 1980.
April 10, 2009 Robert dances with Theresa.
April 17, 2009 Questionnaire 2.
April 23, 2009 Experiment 1.
April 29, 2009 Welcome to the world!
May 5, 2009 Happy 109th.
May 11, 2009 On Star Trek, or, “The nerdiest post I’ve ever written.”
May 18, 2009 On names.
May 25, 2009 On puerco pibil.
May 29, 2009 2009 Resolution #12.
June 5, 2009 Over.
June 12, 2009 On graduation ’09.
June 12, 2009 The plan.
June 12, 2009 Super Mario’s Team Wins!
June 19, 2009 New phone.
June 22, 2009 “Vacation” thus far.
June 29, 2009 An incident.
July 4, 2009 Fourth of July, 2009.
July 7, 2009 Sweet and sour chicken in nineteen easy steps.
July 12, 2009Here we go again.
July 15, 2009 Test.
July 20, 2009 Eyeball.
July 26, 2009 In case I die of dehydration tonight.
July 29, 2009 Vacation ’09, part one: Cary, North Carolina.
August 2, 2009 “Superstars.”
August 4, 2009 Vacation ’09, part 2A: Central Virginny.
August 8, 2009 Vacation ’09, part 2B: Central Virginny, continued.
August 15, 2009 Vacation ’09, part III: Baltimore, MD and Columbia, SC.
August 22, 2009 Renewed resolve.
August 29, 2009 Look, Ma, no Chappaquiddick jokes!
September 5, 2009 The new school year.
September 12, 2009 Protected: Rule Number Three.
September 19, 2009 Loopy’s wedding day.
September 26, 2009 Mole’s wedding day.
September 28, 2009 Gift from Mole.
October 4, 2009 Finalist and Champion.
October 11, 2009 Ten years on.
October 18, 2009 On the proper reaction to a 45-point halftime deficit.
October 22, 2009 R.I.P. Joseph Wiseman.
October 25, 2009 Questionnaire 3.
November 1, 2009 They called him “Sweetness.”
November 1, 2009 Infant Human 001.
November 2, 2009 My Hallowe’en costume.
November 8, 2009 Mailbag: President Charlemagne.
November 10, 2009 On the Wall.
November 17, 2009 “Only in education,” redux, redux.
November 23, 2009 On turning 33.
November 30, 2009 A mood most foul.
December 5, 2009 In which my brother and I beat up a ghost.
December 13, 2009 Miscellany as vacation looms.
December 17, 2009 Yikes.
December 20, 2009 My review of The Road.
December 22, 2009 Protected: Plummet.
December 25, 2009 Merry Christmas 2009!
December 27, 2009 Ghost dream.
December 31, 2009 On Dilbert, Part Two.
2010
January 4, 2010 Resolutions for 2010.
January 10, 2010 The Tens.
January 17, 2010 This is a job for…
January 24, 2010 Zero.
January 31, 2010 The broken window.
February 7, 2010 Sponge.
February 7, 2010 The obligatory Bears connection.
February 14, 2010 One measly point.
February 21, 2010 2010 Resolution #10.
February 28, 2010 Governmenty stuff.
March 1, 2010 A new heroine.
March 8, 2010 Metametadream.
March 15, 2010 Bash.
March 22, 2010 Thoughts from a Marxist, #1.
March 25, 2010 On turning 33.3333333333333333333333333333333…
April 1, 2010 Protected: 2010 Resolution #11.
April 8, 2010 Messi 4, Arsenal 1.
April 10, 2010 R.I.P. Aunt Mary.
April 11, 2010 How to Make Everything Perfect Forever, Part Three.
April 18, 2010 “Some other way.”
April 25, 2010 Questionnaire 4.
April 25, 2010 Bzzzt.
May 2, 2010 A rough coupla days.
May 5, 2010 Happy 110th.
May 9, 2010 Happy 100th!
May 16, 2010 A mixed bag.
May 17, 2010 A pack of godless communists.
May 23, 2010 “You just can’t let anything go, can you?”
May 30, 2010 The cracker story.
May 31, 2010 2010 Resolution #12.
June 7, 2010 Assemble.
June 9, 2010 Black Hawks win.
June 10, 2010 World Cup South Africa 2010, Part One.
June 12, 2010 World Cup South Africa 2010, Part Two.
June 14, 2010 A serious crimp in the plans.
June 15, 2010 Today’s visit to the ER.
June 18, 2010 World Cup South Africa 2010, Part Three.
June 22, 2010 Protected: Правда.
June 22, 2010 Updates on my health and the blog.
June 23, 2010 World Cup South Africa 2010, Part Four.
June 26, 2010 The Greatest Political Ad Ever.
June 27, 2010 World Cup South Africa 2010, Part Five.
July 2, 2010 World Cup South Africa 2010, Part Six.
July 4, 2010 Fourth of July, 2010.
July 7, 2010 World Cup South Africa 2010, Part Seven.
July 11, 2010 World Cup South Africa 2010, Part Eight.
July 18, 2010 A chat with my idol.
July 23, 2010 My trip to Chicagoland, Part One.
July 27, 2010 My trip to Chicagoland, Part Two.
July 30, 2010 I have a niece!
August 5, 2010 Dreadmill.
August 8, 2010 Miscellany as the school year looms.
August 15, 2010 Questionnaire 5.
August 21, 2010 The new year…
August 25, 2010 Opportunity.
August 29, 2010 “Good Economics.”
September 1, 2010 Five Years!
September 8, 2010 What tipped you off?
September 11, 2010 Huzzah!
September 18, 2010 Alas.
September 19, 2010 The seminar.
September 20, 2010 Why I am not an economist.
September 27, 2010 Two honors.
October 3, 2010 Thoughts whilst watching Bears-Giants.
October 10, 2010 Not quite as glorious as Thermopylae, but…
October 14, 2010 Humility.
October 17, 2010 You proceed from a false assumption.
October 21, 2010 Protected: A way with people.
October 28, 2010 Nickel-pennies and Lincoln dollars or you’re gone.
October 31, 2010 “He respects sincerity.”
November 7, 2010 Mindedness.
November 13, 2010 On McMahon’s brain.
November 20, 2010 “I’ll see you again in 25 years.”
November 23, 2010 On turning 33, again.
November 29, 2010 Whoopsie.
December 5, 2010 Subs!
December 8, 2010 On accountability.
December 15, 2010 Non sequitur.
December 19, 2010 Takes all kinds.
December 25, 2010 Merry Christmas 2010!
December 30, 2010 “I’m laughing at the superior intellect.”
2011
January 2, 2011 Resolutions for 2011.
January 9, 2011 On commercials.
January 14, 2011 Out of the park.
January 19, 2011 Questionnaire 6.
January 23, 2011 On the end of the Bears’ season (’10-’11).
January 24, 2011 Not his kind of town.
January 26, 2011 Silver anniversary.
January 29, 2011 ¡GOOOOOOOOL!
January 30, 2011 The NFL is not socialist.
January 31, 2011 R.I.P. John Barry.
February 6, 2011 On Reagan’s 100th Birthday.
Febyooary 13, 2011 On Egypt.
February 17, 2011 Protected: A way with people, redux.
February 23, 2011 2011 Resolution #10.
February 27, 2011 A modest proposal re the Oscars.
March 6, 2011 How to Make Everything Perfect Forever, Part Four.
March 8, 2011 A sad, sad day.
March 15, 2011 “Perfect teeth, nice smell. A class act all the way.”
March 22, 2011 Quite possibly the most compelling story ever.
March 29, 2011 Extraction.
April 1, 2011 L’avventura.
April 8, 2011 Emergency Post 1.
April 12, 2011 On the 150th anniversary of the Late Unpleasantness.
April 18, 2011 Back and to the left.
April 23, 2011 I’m just an average man with an average life.
April 24, 2011 Re commenting troubles.
April 30, 2011 2011 Resolution #11.
May 1, 2011 FBL.
May 5, 2011 Happy Eleventy-First!
May 9, 2011 Happy 101st!
May 15, 2011 On organ trafficking.
May 20, 2011 Vote The Fifth.
May 27, 2011 Anachronism.
June 2, 2011 New new phone.
June 7, 2011 Rule Number Five.
June 14, 2011 To Mrs. Coburn.
June 18, 2011 Response to “Martha Quinn.”
June 18, 2011 On blogging.
June 22, 2011 2011 Resolution #12.
June 28, 2011 Choke.
July 1, 2011 Doubleplusunsmart.
July 3, 2011 “There’s one for you, nineteen for me.”
July 4, 2011 Fourth of July, 2011.
July 11, 2011 €.
July 18, 2011 Questionnaire 7.
July 25, 2011 Heinz.
August 1, 2011 Got nothing.
August 4, 2011 Protected: T.L.G.W.L.M.
August 5, 2011 New mattress.
August 12, 2011 “I need a solution.”
August 15, 2011 “I’m not a Republic Serial villain.”
August 17, 2011 Peachick.
18 Agosto 2011 The pieces fall exactly into place…
August 22, 2011 Sleep rotisserie.
August 28, 2011 Refurb.
September 4, 2011 A far, far better monument.
September 11, 2011 Ramblings on 9/11.
September 18, 2011 On Clemson vs. Auburn.
September 20, 2011 Micronap.
September 22, 2011 My day off.
September 27, 2011 Protected: The wrong button.
September 30, 2011 R.I.P. Mike the Dog.
October 6, 2011 Another place.
October 11, 2011 On the GOP field, part one.
October 16, 2011 On the GOP field, part two.
October 20, 2011 Someone didn’t learn.
October 27, 2011 C4.
October 31, 2011 On monopolies, part one.
November 1, 2011 On monopolies, part two.
November 3, 2011 On Skyfall, part one.
November 6, 2011 Protected: T.L.G.W.L.M., part two.
November 7, 2011 A strange game.
November 13, 2011 A proud moment.
November 14, 2011 Dodge.
November 15, 2011 χ².
November 20, 2011 A study in peroxide.
November 23, 2011 On turning 35.
November 27, 2011 Option #5 is my favorite.
December 4, 2011 A brief moment of panic.
December 11, 2011 How to Make Everything Perfect Forever, Part Five.
December 17, 2011 Protected: A way with people, part three.
December 23, 2011 Questionnaire 8.
December 25, 2011 Merry Christmas 2011!
December 31, 2011 Good riddance.
2012
January 1, 2012 I miss 2011 already.
January 2, 2012 Despair.
January 8, 2012 The greatest presidential candidate yet.
January 10, 2012 Resolutions for 2012.
January 15, 2012 On Austrian economics.
January 17, 2012 On Paul.
January 22, 2012 ██ ████ ███ ████, part one.
January 29, 2012 ██ ████ ███ ████, part two.
January 29, 2012 2012 Resolution #9.
January 31, 2012 ‘
February 5, 2012 On “The Forgotten Man.”
February 9, 2012 True story.
Febyooary 12, 2012 Predator.
February 14, 2012 A noble city, besmirched.
February 15, 2012 On the GOP field, part three.
February 20, 2012 Nicknamesake: A Tale of Virtually Negligible Amusement.
February 27, 2012 Questionnaire 9.
February 28, 2012 2012 Resolution #10.
March 4, 2012 On Wallerstein.
March 10, 2012 On Ayn Rand.
March 14, 2012 Perhaps I missed the point.
March 21, 2012 Happier news.
March 24, 2012 On libertarianism.
March 25, 2012 “People hate what it’s safe to hate.”
March 31, 2012 QFT.
April 1, 2012 April Fools.
April 8, 2012 Responses to questions about education.
April 9, 2012 A letter to President Obama.
April 12, 2012 On leftovers.
April 17, 2012 31-A.
April 22, 2012 2012 Resolution #11.
April 23, 2012 The “f” word, revisited.
April 29, 2012 On Obama’s policies.
May 5, 2012 Happy 112th.
May 6, 2012 Soirée.
May 9, 2012 Happy 102nd (take two)!
May 13, 2012 In-state vs. out-of-state.
May 20, 2012 Questionnaire 10.
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What’s with the weird-lookin’ comments on the older entries?
Every so often, WordPress releases an updated version of its blogging program. Usta be that I’d have to download a zipped file, unzip it, upload it to my website, and figure out how to make it all work. I managed to screw up that perfectly simple process three times, most recently on July 12, 2009–hence the “Part IV” in the title. Now, it’s not technically correct to call this blog “Part IV” anymore because all of my posts have been loaded back on here. Nonetheless, until I come up with a better title, the “Part IV” stays. But I digress.
When I re-entered those older entries into the blog, I found it much easier to copy the original comments from saved source files and paste them directly into the posts instead of re-entering them as individual comments. Thus, the pre-7/12/09 posts look strange and the formatting is not consistent from one post to the next. I may fix that one day. Who knows.




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